Whomp! http://www.whompcomic.com Updates M-W-F, even if you wish it didn't. Fri, 17 May 2013 07:01:05 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Gut things! http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/05/17/gut-things/ Medicinal Improperties I'm glad she saw my beard and assumed I like beard shows instead of seeing I was fat and assumed I liked food shows.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/05/17/medicinal-improperties/ Money Troubles Let me tell you a story, Ronnie. Once upon a time I had a piggy bank. Long story short, I want my quarter back, and also have you seen my hammer?

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]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/05/13/total-swipeout/ Hirsute Yourself Don't come crying to me when you cough up a hairball and I step on it and freak out and clean it up and you continue to not care because you're just a cat. You'll just have to live with that.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/05/10/hirsute-yourself/ Hairrowing Experience M Dude sticks his head in the door, ''You know how the famously bald Yul Brynner played the king of Siam, even though he was white? This situation is similar, except you're fat, stupid and your contribution to Asian culture is eating Pocky by the fist-full.''

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/05/08/hairrowing-experience/ Gall Bladder! http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/05/07/gall-bladder/ Navel Academy Today's very special ''Whomp!'' was a public service announcement for the Oh My God Why Am I Ever On The Internet Ever My Soul Hurts Foundation for the Arts

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/05/06/navel-academy/ Thrones And Groans I asked my doctor what a healthy shape is for the spine. ''Not an ampersand.'' ''But-'' ''NOT AN AMPERSAND.''

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2013/05/03/thrones-and-groans/ Stonecringe Dear Rock & Gem Magazine, I never thought your stories were true until it happened to me...

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