Whomp! http://www.whompcomic.com Updates M-W-F, even if you wish it didn't. Fri, 18 May 2012 07:01:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Gut Butt Hypothesis: Sticking a fun-size Almond Joy in there will look super gross when it melts. - Results of experiment: Yeugh.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2012/05/18/gut-butt/ Gross Carbs If you have any more questions about whether I want something, please refer to the chart. *sends picture of me pointing at my open mouth*

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2012/05/16/gross-carbs/ THIS IS CARTOONING He's the only one who knows where the gold is hidden. And, by gold, I mean the secret freezer full of Steak 'Ums.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2012/05/14/this-is-cartooning/ Fear Of Pop Culture 2 New house rule: No balloons, inflated paper bags, or bubble wrap with those really big bubbles.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2012/05/11/fear-of-pop-culture-2/ Chips And Dip Maybe if I didn't buy my chocolate in these weird sideways European or whatever bags, these misunderstandings wouldn't occur.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2012/05/09/chips-and-dip/ Knife Fright He then stabbed me with both combs.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2012/05/07/knife-fright/ Suitable Outcome Big Momma's House used to be my favorite movie. Now, any time I see Martin Lawrence, it's like he's mocking me.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2012/05/04/suitable-outcome/ Won’t Chipper I'm okay. I'm only missing my head. That's where all the sad thoughts lived. But they're gone, now. They're gone.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2012/05/02/wont-chipper/ Everybody Loves Ronnie Leave me alone, Ronnie. Let me learn to love again. That's why they're called love handles.

]]> http://www.whompcomic.com/2012/04/30/everybody-loves-ronnie/ Getting Your Head In The Game If you're feeling left out, Agrias, don't worry. I included a character based on you, as well. It's a fire-spitting dragon that won't let me buy TEN HUGE FROZEN PIZZAS. THEY WERE LIKE A BUCK FIFTY EACH, AGRIAS, AND THEY KEEP FOR, LIKE, FOREVER.

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